Finally after a long battle with US Immigration Bolante will be deported.The Immigration judge don’t buy the stories, his honcho lawyers trying to portrayed that his life is in danger.
Bolante’s allegations that he was being hunted down by the New Peoples Army.I think the US Immigration judge don’t believed that the NPA are in Malacanang, Bolante was merely running away from the Senate Committee on Agriculture investigating the fertilizer scam where he allegedly played a major role.
The NPA don’t want him dead,Filipino people and farmers don’t want him dead,I don’t want him dead.We are waiting for his good song rendition on who’s a better singer.Bolante or Bugoy? Jun Lozada entertained the public and became famous for his “Obladi-Oblada”
Jun Lozada believe that Bolante is a good singer.Lozada encourage Bolante to sing in the Senate.Lozada gave him an inspirational peep talks more aspiring than the pebble of a guava tree.
As a father, I am asking you to please think about your children, please consider the legacy you are going to leave to them. Are you going to forever leave them as pariahs branded as children of a thief – or as children of someone who did wrong and yet chose to serve his country in the end, rather than to be a captive forever of the dark forces he used to serve.
If Bolante will sing. Do those more than 100 of the 236 members of the House of Representatives, 53 governors and 26 town mayors received between P3 million and P10 million each in fertilizer funds from the DA shortly before the May 2004 election will dance? I don’t think so! Maybe they will pin him a black ribbon
Malacanang and Raul Gonzales don’t want Bolante to sing.Gonzales is afraid that Bolante will break glass on his high pitch note. Gonzales said Bolante may breathe a sigh of relief since he would not be arrested once he returns to the Philippines from the United States, has no pending warrant of arrest in Philippine courts and therefore is safe from being taken into police custody.
What about if the Senate want him to sing?
If the Senate decides to revive its pending warrant of arrest for Bolante in connection with his non-appearance before the hearings for the fertilizer fund scam, he might be arrested. Francis Escudero want that Bolante should immediately be arrested once he steps out of the plane upon his arrival. Be Quick Francis and be aware.maybe another Rolando Galman is hiding beneath the stair on the tarmac.
Allan Cayetano is also interested to open his Pandora box wrapped with blue ribbon, and want to zero in on identifying other people who are involved in the issue and hiding inside the box.
Everyone are interested in Bolante’s head. His ass is a hot commodity.there will be a game of “tug-of-war” on his arrival at the Ninoy Aquino International Airport between the National Bureau of Investigation and the Senate’s Office of the Sergeant-at-Arms (OSAA). Don’t count out the third force yet, Kumander Pipi and Kapitan Kidlat boys will be waiting for Bolante at the airport, also armed with sling shot, pana and sumpit in case an armed-war erupt these two super heroes are there ready to rescue Bolante so that He will sing and maybe after Bolante sing the farmers will decomposed his carcass for their fertilizer.
Bolante will have a choice which color he choose.Black ribbon, blue ribbon or yellow ribbon? We know what Black ribbon symbolized. In case Bolante did you ever wonder where the yellow ribbon tradition came from? it comes from a Civil War story about a prisoner’s homecoming returning from Andersonville Prison.
Folklore has it that the inspiration for the 1973 song came from a true incident that occurred on a bus bound for Miami, Florida. It seems that one of the passengers had just been released from prison and he was bound for home. He had written his wife and let her know he still loved her and wanted to be with her. He asked her to tie a yellow ribbon around the lone oak tree in the Town Square of White Oak, Georgia, if she still had feelings for him and wanted him to be with her. Everyone in the bus asked the Driver to slow down as they approached, there it was!
The driver pulled over and phoned the wire services to share the story. It quickly spread throughout the country. And now, “the rest of the story”
Bolante has only two option to choose.Blue and Yellow ribbon.
It is a game of “Pera o Kahon” a “Deal or No Deal”
Black ribbon is a game of Russian Roulette.
Kung ako kay Bolante ay sa Senado ako pupunta at sabihin na ang totoo.Tapos tatakbo ako ng senator sa 2010.
Baka itumba na nga nila si Bolante para hindi na siya makapagsalita.
Ano kaya ang title ng kanta ni Bolante?
Ayaw ng ‘merika kay dyokdyok. Ayaw ng pinoy kay dyokdyok. Ayaw ng en pee eey kay dyokdyok. Ayaw ng Echanted Kingdom kay dyokdyok. Ayaw ng heaven kay dyokdyok. Ayaw na ayaw ng impierno kay dyokdyok.
Tinatanggihan ng langit si Gloria. Ang impierno naman ay isinusuka sya. Kaya sa Pinas ay mamamalagi pa ang bruha!
E kung itali na lang natin sa leeg ni dyokdyok ang ribbon, isabit sa Puno at pilahan ng mga farmers para balatan? Yan, siguradong hindi lang kakanta ang gago, susuka pa!
Dali, mauunahan na naman tayo ni Pidal!
To Gloria with Love will be the title of his song.
Joc Joc, huwag ka nang mag-joke
Maawa ka sa bayan
Bakit mo sila pinabayaan?
Parang bulate ka, Bolante!
Nagtago ka pa sa Amerika
Para lang pagtakpan ang mga buwaya!
Anong ginawa mo sa kulungan?
Ginaya mo ba si Ate Chi…
Nag Tai Chi ka ba?
Magsalita ka nga…
Di gaya ni Kumander Pipi.
Bago ka umuwi,
Magpabili ka kay Ate Rose
Ng isang dosenang rose
Para sa amo mong Pandak.
May tanong din ako sa iyo:
Anong gamit mo sa loob?
Gamit mo ba ang Kutsara
Para MacKAIN?
At may kasama ka bang Mama?
Na kamukha ni Obama?
Maraming naghihintay sa iyo
Kaya huwag kang kakambiyo.
Gusto mo bigyan ka namin ng pokpok
Bago ka matepok.
JocJoc Bolante should choose a neon pink ribbon then tie it around his neck. Now he’ll look like a cocky punk pig. He’s fat, anyway. Snipers won’t do any good, Bolante’s insulated with fat. Kidnappers won’t even try, he’s a weighing scale destroyer. According to Filipinos, if I quote correctly, “Mahirap mamatay ang masamang damo”.
If he chooses to sing, well, Vogons won’t even compare. Hopefully he doesn’t end up like Lozada, a frozen delight. :D
Sidenote: Your blog post has a lot of misspelled words and syntax errors, by the way, but it’s OK, we all love you. Hehe.
lance,
Have you noticed CD’s philosophy of life? We don’t worry about syntax, grammar and spelling here. heheh!
Enjoy being in the “here and now”. Welcome to CD.
Kutsara
Para sa iyo, ito ang title ng kanta para kay Bolante.
Manay Chi
Ingat pala tayo sa ispeling at sentacks dito. May pumapansin. Halata na taga mountain at pipitsugin tayo, mapurol an mana cabeza sa gramatica.
And speakening of Bolante, Senate President Manny “Sipag at Tiyaga” Villar erred in issuing an arrest order for him when he set foot (feet ba or foot?) at NAIA. It will give him some importance at baka may kumidnap sa kanya. Let him arrive as an ordinary citizen dahil hindi naman daw siya kabilang sa administrasyon, that’s according to Malacanang spinmasters. Entonces, inilaglag na siya ni gloria dahil wala na siyang silbi. Que pobre mio!
joe,
e talaga naman na taga-bundok ako kaya no reklamo si ako, heheh!
Ang naintindihan ko lang sa kanta ni Volare ay konyo raw si Bolante.
And speaking of laglagan, kunwari lang yan. Imiikot na na pwet ni Pidal para ma-snatch si dyokdyok from the almost inutil na senado.
Joe, korek ang “set foot” as and expression lang baga, pero kung isang foot lang ang bababa sa NAIA, siguradong ang isang foot ay hawak na ni Pidal. ha!ha!ha!
Dito natin matesting kung hanggang saan ang tapang ni Villar.Mikikipag-agawan ba siya sa NBI sa pagkuha kay Bolante o ipaubaya na lamang niya sa kanila.Alam natin na under control ng DOJ ang NBI.Baka palabasin ng mga NBI nagtangka na tumakas si Bolante kay binaril ng NBI agent.Todas pulitana na ang imbistigayon.
Kumander Pipi
Lakas ng tawa ko sa iyong ” todas, pulitana!” Naririnig ko kasi sa lola ko yan noon kapag nagkukuwento sa sugal nilang gamit ang baraha na may mga pamantok, sotang bastos, etc. Sa baryo namin yun doon sa napakalayong lugar.
Pero huwag namang binaril, violent yun. Sabihin na lang na sa pagtakas, nasagaan ng mercedez benz ng isang euro general.
Para klaro sa atin kung ano ang nangyari at nagkaganito si Bolante, mula sa isang pagiging mataas na opisyal ng pamahalaan hanggang makulong sa US. Tunghayan natin itong tinatawag nilang Timeline.
http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/nation/07/10/08/timeline-joc-joc-bolante-and-fertilizer-scam
That timeline was very informative. Really define the terms “downhill slide” and “fall from grace”.
Now the Senate is divided as to whom should be paid the biggest Blue Ribbon attention to first: the “euro generals” or Jocjoc Bolante (upon his immediate arrival)? But I think whoever is potentially a popularity ratings booster will be paid that said attention. I can imagine Villar, Lacson, and Legarda salivating already.
Magsasabit ako ng mga bra at panty na kulay yellow sa bintana ng aming condo sa Makati bilang para sa pagdating ni Jocjoc. Ito ay bahagi ng aming protesta sa mga kababaihang asawa ng mga magsasaka na lubos sanang nabiyayaan kung hindi nila ninakaw ang pondo para sa pataba ng mga magsasaka.
Tama rin si artsee baka siya matepok sa kanyang pagbabalik kaya dapat sa Senado siya pupunta.
At kung sa Senate siya, safe na safe siya doon at may pagktatataon pa siyang magbasa ng mga kuwentong pang-pa-L namin ni Kimuchi, hehehe.
Jocjoc, magsalita ka na nang iyong mga nalalaman nang mabawas-bawasan naman ang iyong kasalanan sa mga tao. kung ayaw mo sa Senado mangumpisal, puwedi ka kay kimuchi at kay doc.bobonyo, jocjoc only hehehe.
Lance, nevermind the syntax. Everybody here is a good tax payer hehehe. You better come and talk to teacher Lupita about it. Here is the link. http://segundina.wordpress.com
Malaking bagay na sasama si Jocjoc sa Senado kung gusto niyang linisin ang kanyang pangalan. Mag-ala Jun Lozada siya baka mapatawad pa siya ng mga tao. Malaking bagay ang ano mang kanyang sasabihin in the interest of justice. Sabi nga nila doon sa Barangay Hall ni Kap, may kaugnayan daw ang impeachment at pagbabalik ni Jocjoc Bolante.
Kanino kaya sasama si Jocjoc baby, sa Senado o DOJ.? Nagaabang ako ngayon ng mga balita. Kumanta itong si Segundina sa aking bahay, “May pulis sa ilalim ng tulay,” hehehe. To those who have not yet read about a Police General who became a beautician, you are all invited. http://colegialagirl.wordpress.com
kung bra at panty ang isasabit ng mga grupo nina Segundina, kami nama ay tale na kulay dilaw baka maisipan pa nito ang alam mo na, hehehe.
Sa pagbabalik ni Bulate, sorry I mean Bolante ay aarangkada na naman ang mga makinarya ng pulitika. May magngangangakngak diyan para sa mga oposisyon at ganun din para sa mga maka-administrasyon. Main-event itong mga kaganapan na susubaybayan ngayon ng bansang Pinas–ang impeachmen complaint na ihinain ngayon sa Congress, at ang pagbabalik ng superprotector ng fertilizer scam. Napag-utusan lang itong si Jocjoc Boy ng mga taong malakas ang kapit sa kapangyarihan. Sabi ng ni MLQ III ay related ang impeachment complaint laban kay Pangulong Arroyo at ang pagbabalik ni Jocjoc. See the link at http://kidlatavillage.wordpress.com
Panawagan lang sa lahat ng mga kinaukulan, huwag sasaktan si Jocjoc, let him talk what he knows.
Pareng Cocoy,
Huwag na huwag nilang gagalawin si Jocjoc Boy, ipagtatanggol namin siya ni Kumander pipi. Huwag nilang mamaliitin ang aming super tirador, magic sumpit, at pana para sa masarap na biyak, hehehe. Mas mabagsik pa ito sa mga gamit ng kano sa Iraq, hehehe.
At saka nandiyan lang si Wonder woman kasama niya sina Kimuchi at Segundina para iligtas ang ass ni Jocjoc baby, hehehe.
Halloween Time…Bolante is coming home…trick or treat?
Mas llamado ang “Senate’s Office of the Sergeant-at-Arms” sa pagbitbit kay Bolante pagdating niya sa airport dahil valid pa iyung ipinalabas na warrant of arrest sa kanya.Maliban lang kung magpalabas ng TRO ang Supreme Court.Kapos na sa oras ang mga naghain ng petetion.Si Gonzales nakaihi na sa kanyang pantalon dahil talo ang ang NBI niya,wala silang valid reason na mag-aresto kay Bolante.
Magandang balikatkatan ito sa senado kapag isalang na nila si Bolante sa imbistigasyon.
Lance,Hayaan mo na kung nagkamali sa speling si Manong Cocoy.Maaring typing error lang iyun.Genuis si Manong Cocoy kahit na sa anong bagay ang pag-uusapan,wala siyang inuurungan kahit mga abugado,senador,huwes,tongressman ang mga kausap niya.
Delikado lang si Bolante kay Rolando Galman.Todas Pulitana siya sabi ni kumander Mute.
Lintik naman pala iyung blog ni Kimuchi.Puro triple xxx ang kuwento.Number reader niya ngayon si biyenan ko.
Parang namaga yata ng husto ang mukha ni Bolante.Hindi kaya siya pinainum ng gatas na galing ng China.Baka pagdating niya sa senado ay maatake corazon siya.Gusto ko pa naman marinig ang cansion niya.
Sorry mga katropa sa CD wala sa Northwest Airline si Joc-joc hindi siya nakasakay doon papuntang Nagoya, Japan then to the Philippines. Baka susunduin siya ng mga Euro Generals pa sa Moscow, hehehe.
Joc-joc Bolante is not coming home yet. He is still with US immigration and customs officials. http://secondlady.wordpress.com
UPDATE from abs-cbn.NEWS.com: Joc-joc Bolante is on Northwest Airllines flight 71 to Nagoya, Japan en route to Manila according to Alfonso Cusi’s, Manager of the Ninoy Aquino International Airport . He said at ANC, “The info we had is Jocjoc Bolante is on board Northwest 71, that’s coming from [a] source which I can’t name, it’s confirmed that he is on board Northwest 71.”
“We’re making arrangements… he has to follow normal process for arriving passenger, except that of course, he being a deportee, he has to undergo certain processing, turnover from [US] marshal escorting him to our officers here in immigration,” the airport chief said
#10 JoeSeg – sa isang blog na binibisita ko, puro panglalait ang sinasabi tungkol sa mga maling spelling itong isang nagkukumento. Tawag ko sa kanya eh blog police patrol.
Da bad part is, on da same paragraph of his criticisms, eh may dalawang salita na mali ang spelling.
Sideshow na naman ng Senado ito. Yung order of arrest ke Dela Past, past tense na ata. Paarte ni Manang Miriam lang siguro yon, matagal ng ksp.
Umalma si Angara na wala raw karapatan si Villar na ipa aresto si Bolante.Hmmmp!
Bakit kaya?Palagay ko malaki ang naparte noong nakaraang election.Kayo ano sa palagay ninyo?
Bolante is another pompous coming to town.If the senate could get hold on his ass,will he undergo a Senate inquiry? Will charges be filed against him and all the suspects who stole money from the Filipino people? Will Arroyo finally be impeached?
I doubt it. I hope so, but I doubt it. Yes, we can hope, we certainly can, that Bolante will pave the way for the truth to be revealed and justice to be served. But better not hold your breath for it. Like Jun Lozada’s “Obladi-Oblada” borrowed from Cocoy,become a frozen delight.
Bolante will be used as a pawn in this crazy game of Philippine politics. Either he will deny to death, or squeal and tell-all as Jun Lozada did. Either way, I doubt if anybody will be prosecuted or convicted. It will be as if another circus came to town, people engrossed in the drama or if all, making opinions, arguing and debating. But it will become old news, politicians will find something new to bicker and grandstand about, and all will just be a vague memory to the Filipino people. And once again, Arroyo and her cohorts will escape prosecution.We only have to read between the lines with that answer. It is not just an ordinary case. There’s a government to government mechanism in place. Which then begs the question, is the Bolante arrest good for the administration or the opposition? Maybe this might be instrumental in bringing the current house down?
salamat po sa mga bumati sa aking kaarawan!
mahal ko kayo! ;-)
Yhen
From all Cocoy’s Delighters, Happy Birthday! Pa-birthday namin sa iyo, dala ni Bolante. Huwag lang maagaw ng iba dahil nag-aaway na kung sino ang aaresto sa kanya.
Punong puno ng news tungkol kay Bolante at sa Inquirer lang, ito ang mga banner stories tungkol sa kanya:
Bolante asks SC to stop arrest–report
No SC ruling on Bolante petition–report
No Bolante on plane manifest–lawyer
Villar no right to have Bolante arrested
Protests to welcome Bolante
Palace won’t interfere in Bolante case
PSG checked before Bolante arrival
Nuns: No truth, no sanctuary for Bolante
Bolante would be turned over only to the Senate after the NBI is done with him. I bet, hindi siya mapupuntang Senate. Sana I am wrong. here is my link on Joc-joc’s arrival http://secondlady.wordpress.com
Second Lady
Will answer charges in proper forum–statement
na ang hinihintay mo:
Heto Bolante in Senate custody at hospital . Will answer charges in proper forum. Ewan natin kung saang forum yun.
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/topstories/topstories/view/20081028-168970/Bolante-in-Senate-custody-at-hospital
Nagkaloko loko ang post ko sa itaas. Ulitin ko.
Second Lady, heto na ang hinihintay mo.
Bolante in Senate Custody, will answer charges in proper forum. Ewan natin kung saang forum yun:
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/topstories/topstories/view/20081028-168970/Bolante-in-Senate-custody-at-hospital
So Balajadia is babysitting dyokdyok at St. Lukes.
Scenario: A doctor will say that the fertilizer guy has a heart condition and must rest in the hospital for an undetermine period. Pakakawalan na sya ng Senado for ‘humanitarian’ reasons just like what they did to Norberto Gonzales. dyokdyok is ‘born free’ again.
I don’t trust Villar, he’s an expert wheeling-dealing chameleon.
Pagmasdan niyo ang mukha ni Joc Joc, kamukha ni Willie Revillame na tumanda na.
Narito na po sa Pilipinas si Joc-joc Bolante. Nasa St. Lukes siya dahil sa kanyang karamdaman daw sa puso. Binabantayan siya ng mga sarhento-de-armas na taga Senado. Kapag magaling na daw ay dadalhin naman daw sa kanyang hotel sa Senado, hehehe. May problema si Banong, tinatanong niya kung may puso nga daw ba si Joc-joc Bolante. Sinagot naman siya ni Nelson, mayroon puso ng saging.
By the way, pagkatapos ng maraming paghihirap ni teacher Lupita na turuan si Nelson, nakapagtapos din ang special child now a young man. Sa tuwa pinakasalan niya si teacher Lupita. Kaso hindi na nila nahintay pa ang pangunahing sponsor ng kanilang kasal, si Joc-joc Bolante dahil nasa custody na siya ng mga sarhento-de-armas ng Senado. http://segundina.wordpress.com
Secondlady,
Panay ang hawak ni Joc-joc sa kanyang puso na tila sinasabing may karamdaman siya. Paano siya nagkaroon ng sakit sa puso e puso ng saging naman ang mayroon siya sabi ni Banong, hehehe.
Maraming hindi nakakilala kay Joc-joc, kahit si Henry Omaga Diaz pa ng ABS-CBN na kasabay sa Northwest Airlines flight 71 ay hindi ito nakilala kaagad. Mukhang may disinformation pa ngana pinalutang earlier na hindi raw siya nakasabay sa flight na ito pero hindi naman nagpaloko sa kanila ang Media.
Paano maiimbistigahan sa Senado si Joc-joc ngayon e ayaw na ni Senator Angara? Mukhang maawain na ngayon itong Senador na ito sa dating kinaiinisan na persona, hehehe.
Paano na kung may darating na TRO galing sa SC, di palalayasin na ang mga nakabantay na Sarhento-de-Armas ng Senado. Which means free man na itong si Joc-joc Bolante? Ang galing ng strategy nila para hindi makulong sa Senado ang tinawag na arkitekto ng fertilizer scam. At saka pakikinggang kaya ng mga kasamahang Senators itong si Senator Ed Angara na ayaw nang balikan pa ang Senate investigation sa fertilizer scam? Abangan ang susunod na kabanata.
Bolante is malingering.Nagsasakit-sakitan.Lumang palabas na iyan.Napanood ko na kay Norberto Gonzales.
Supreme Court na lang ang makakapagligtas sa kanya.Kapag makakuha ng TRO ay free man na siya.
and the best actor award goes to (drum roll please!) Mr. Jokjok Bolante for the movie Sinaktan mo ang Puso ko!
hehe!
well, sa akin pag naririnig ko ang word na bolante namimis ko ang masasayang araw naming magkakaibigan sa baguio dahil madalas kami tumambay sa Pizza Volante sa session road! hehe!
salamat sir joe sa regalo! gayunpaman di pa nakakarating sa akin! naloko na! ;-)
Let’s give Joc Joc a chance to speak up. Kararating lang naman. He’s experiencing how Jun Lozada went through.
Kaya raw hawak ni Bolante ang kanyang dibdib ay dahil kumakanta ito ng pambansang awit o “Lupang Hinirang” dahil sobra umano nitong na-miss ang Pilipinas.
Medical bulletin ni Bolante na nakasaad na “Flash report: Kondisyon ni Bolante, maayos na. BP niya, 110 Over acting”.
Hindi umano totoong si Bolante ang ‘nahuli’ ng Office of the Sergeant-at-arms ng Senado kundi si Willie Nepomuceno na kilalang magaling mag-impersonate ng mga sikat na personalidad.
Dahil tumanda ang hitsura at pumuti ang buhok, ama ni Bolante ang dumating sa bansa at hindi ang dating undersecretary ng department of agriculture na sumabit sa P728 milyon fertilizer fund scam.