The number complaint I hear is that all the candidates are corrupt, evil people, and that there isn’t anyone to vote for. I don’t believe that every one of these candidates is bad,they only become mega millionaire. Kapitan Kidlat is disappointed in the quality of these candidates,he want me run for office. It’s not too early to think about the next election. Where would we be if a a catholic priest from Pampanga hadn’t come forward to lead Pampanguenio? Aha! I was wondering , if I ran for president, what would be my campaign promises? What if I am elected?
If I’m elected president, I will require members of Congress to work out on moping the congress hall every morning or else they can’t have pork barrel. Cut spending by dismissing their personal driver,who need it when they ride a bicycle,dismissing their bodyguards to see if they come to session alive and if they are being loved by the people.I make peace with Bayani Fernando and appoint him head of street sweepers of MMDA it is a terrible thing to waste his experience. Give a presidential pardon to no one,” Don’t do the crime, if you can’t do the time. Don’t do it!” Increase jobs by sending all OFW home,there rich Arabian employer must come and live in the Philippines if they want to have a Super Maids.Let the Filipina rape and abuse them.
It is clear that if I become the next president is likely to face MILF,Abu Sayaff,NPA that is still plagued by sectarian fighting and occupied by a sizable number of uncircumcised,uneducated troops.The are likely a problems, include continued political disagreements in our country.I have a solution for that,I require everyone to have a Cedula to prevent NPA from crossing the border of Abu Sayaff and having too much influence and conflict about kidnap for ransom business.I recruit Ces Drilon as a negotiator.
In Mindanao, Oh yah! what about Mindanao? Our security would be undermined if parts of Mindanao turned into a failed divided state that serves as a petri dish for insurgents and Bedol Bedol Kidnap for ransom gang, It is right in the heart of the banana republic region that can not be reach so quickly,we need Sulpicio Lines.It is directly in opposition to our interests, to the interests of hindi na makakatikim ng saging. So it will be up to me to try to figure out how to protect those national security interests and continue to take our foot soldiers to end these this urban warfare, which I think is a loser. Number of military troops should keep their heads mahirap makapag-isip kapag putol na ang leeg.
Kapitan Kidlat is having Miting De Avanse in his Barangay that Gloria Arroyo is pushing again to ammend the constitution to Federalism,He was misquoted by his people,they are not well educated in political science coming from different walks of life and mostly exiled from the riles ng train and they though it is a Pidalism religion and they started reading the Bible. Kapitan worries about polarization of his Barangay, the possible compromising of the rule of law. What might happen of his worst fears if Gloria Arroyo extend beyond 2010.Kapitan could not have a procurement for the helmet to his tanod.He want me to become a president so that he can operate Jueting in his Barangay.Looking over my campaign promises, I’m sure Arroyo Administration are even now rejoicing that I’m not really running for president. However, my hope is still out that oppositions will give a good fight!