It has been almost a month since I’m away from blogging. Being overstressed with all things going in life I just decided to take things easy after Laparoscopic gallbladder surgery and tumor removal on my colon, letting myself not to be worried about not blogging, hardly reading weblogs. missing all interesting things around… What is more important I also took a break from my cooking,dish washing, laundry and chauffeur’s job here at SBMA being the CEO of IBM.
I guess it’s time to come back. It similar to a feeling of coming back from recovery room seclusion that wasn’t too short.The doctors gave me an extension ( not my penis which those nurses loved to insert it on catheters) but an extended stay to enjoy the beautiful life.
And, of course, I missed some interesting things happened over time.
-Has anybody else noticed that most news stories about politicians’ affairs are really about women?
There are women in them, of course. There’s the Wronged Wife of Jose Pidal, who is often portrayed as a victim in stories that frame her in a domestic light, focusing on how she is “coping” and whether “she’ll stand by her man, the Cheating Husband.To end those abuse, according to some naughty internet pundits: Gloria Arroyo underwent removal and replacement of breast silicone implants at a hospital in Muntinlupa outside the National Bilibid Prisons. She has now two watermelon sizes breast hanging on her chest.
It was the right thing to do, after Gloria Arroyo’s term ended maybe,she’ll drive her own Lamborghini or Maserati, those sports car,the airbag won’t inflate if the driver is less than 5 feet.Kids are not allowed to drive those cars and in case on a head-on collision if Gloria Arroyo ran through a red light and crashed her car into another vehicle at a busy crossroad and the two cars were crumpled past recognition in the crash, her silicone breasts acted as airbags and saved her life,
And then, of course, there’s the Other Woman, without whom there would be no story. We know her type: a bimbo, a jezebel, a . . . you know. We hear even less from her than from Wronged Wife, since we all know she is (sotto voce here) “unstable.” We might see her photo–preferably a semi-nude shot taken in better days–shared with the press .
Sarah Palin has pulled the plug on her governorship. Before the end of her only term. At an impromptu press conference. At her house. On a Friday. Before the 4th of July. And refuses to answer questions.
This is not in keeping with a woman with presidential ambitions and certainly not in keeping with a politician who has learned to milk a media frenzy for every last drop.No. This has the hallmarks of a politician slinking away before the shit hits the fan.
Really. If this were some double-bank-shot designed to bolster her presidential standing would Sarah Palin choose to duck out on the first day of a three-day weekend? When the entire American mediaplex is off buying ice for the cooler? No way!
Obama couldn’t even get his own religion right and that was the toughest question he had from the press while running. He also didn’t know how many states were in the U.S. Biden, the actual VP imagines sniper fire just like Obama’s secretary of State, Hillary Clinton. Obama’s Chief of Staff is known for stabbing his cooked meat saying “Die die die.” Compared to these people, Palin is very smart and YES! Palin needs to concentrate on her disfunctional family and special education children as Governor, she has NO time to be a Mom and take care of the kids she is doing the right thing..
Hope the Evil Bitch in Malacanang will do the same thing, she has no time disciplining her children.Look what her two imbeciles son doing in Congress.
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Pareng Cocoy,
Para ka palang bulate. Lumalabas kapag malakas na ang patak ng ulan.
Alalang alala na kami sa iyo, alam mo ba ‘yun? Ilang linggo kang nawala at hindi nagparamdam man lamang.
Okey ka na ba?
Baka naman kaya nawili ka lang sa mga haplos ng iyong nars kaya nagtagal ka na naman sa ospital?
Eniwey, ingat lang at hindi na tayo dating tayo noon na masigla at parang walang katapusan ang buhay. Take things lightly and avoid your usual energy draining activities.
Mahirap din ‘yang tinanggalan ka sabay ng dalawang betlog, este bilog.
MRivera
Ikaw ang may kasalanan kung bakig bumalik sa hospital si PareCoy. Noon kasi sinabi mo dapat hindi muna lumabas at magarimuhan sa libreng haplos ng mga nars, kaya ayun, bilang isang tsokaran, ang payo mo ay sinundan.
PareCoy,
Utay-utay lang ang pagkiloos. Slow by slow lalo na kapag women ang topic like Sarah Palin from Alaska and GMA from Pampanga.
Aldabes.
Thank God, nadyan ka na Cocoy!
“Obama couldn’t even get his own religion right and that was the toughest question he had from the press while running.”
Cocoy, ito ang pinakagusto ko sa iyong poste. Kung kahit ang religion/church/faith ay hindi sigurado, e di kulang ang paninindigan.
Mas bilib pa ako kay Renato o sa mga atheists na alam ang kanilang faith, kesa sa tuliro kung ano ang kanilang pinaniniwalaan.
TruBlue,
I left two messages for you in the previous loop. Mahaba na yun, baka hindi mo na pasyalan. :)
Nasisi pa ako.
Eh, ikaw naman Preng Joe ang nagbulong sa akin noon, ah?
Sabi mo pa nga nakakainggit si PareCoy dahil nakatikim siya ng sobrang TLT sa kanyang nars.
Pero ‘wag mong ibibisto na pinag-usapan natin siya, hane? Baka malaman niya. Pero duda ako sa pagbalik niya sa ospital, eh.
Baka meron naiwang instrumento sa kanyang wetpaks. O kaya ‘yung cotton rolls ang naiwan.
Iyayayay!
Pareng Cocoy, sabihin mo lang kung kulang pa ang ibinigay ko sa iyo sa panggamot.
Idol ko si Obama pero ngayon ko lang natantiya na lagi siyang nasa gitna. Kung baga sa Ingles, laging “play safe”. Hindi ito maganda sa isang lider. Kung sa bagay, hindi naman siya purong itim. Black & White siya kaya pati mga decision black and white din.
Bilang pang welkambak sa may-ari ng CD, panoorin natin ito:
Pero ang tanong: Bakit may 75% na approval rating pa rin si Obama sa kanyang job performance ng mga Kano?
Look Ma, fake boobs by:Ninez Cacho Olivares @ Tribune:
What kind of a woman is she to have fake boobs, her spokesman asked.
Well, easy to answer. It’ in her, really to have everything fake like her presidency.
Full story
http://www.tribuneonline.org/commentary/20090705com2.html#top
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Kung may groin si Pandak, di may titi din siya?
The progress and fall of a nation may not necessarily be attributed to a woman. But in the case of GMA bringing all these problems in the country today a lot Filipinos may think it that way.
Get well soon kuya Cocoy. The world is getting brighter each day because of beautiful women inspiring men to work hard and achieve their various goals in life.
May maningning na umagang naghihintay sa iyo at umaawit sa kagalakan sa pagdating ng bagong pag-asa sa bansang minamahal nating ito.
Happy Fil-American Friendship day and Happy Independence Day too to all the Americans. May we all live and co-exist in a global society governed with love and compassion.
Gloria does deserve what happened to her implant.
Hindi kaya sa US…sa may California nag-Sillicone Implant si Pandak noon? Sa Silicon Valley kung saan doon ang mga hi-tech at IT.
From the Professional Heckler:
Top 20 Movie Remakes About the President and Her Breasts
No. 20: Bukas Lulusog ang mga Tala
No. 19: Orapronobreast
No. 18: The Silence of the Lumps
No. 17: Tatlong Taong Walang Juice (Subtitle: Eeew!)
No. 16: I Know What You Did 20 Years Ago
No. 15: The Chronicles of Gloria: The Liar, The Bitch and the Implant
No. 14: I Still Know What You Did Last Week
No. 13: The Grapes of Rot (Subtitle: Nang Biglang May Tumulo)
No. 12: Sinapo Ka Ngunit Kulang
No. 11: Honey, I Blew Up My Breast (20 Years Ago)
No. 10: An Inconvenient Growth
No. 9: Honey, I Shrunk My Breast (Last Week)
No. 8: Doctor Dodolittle
No. 7: Kapag Suso’y Sinugatan
No. 6: What’s Dripping Gloria’s Grapes?
No. 5: There’s Something About Mammary
No. 4: The Devil Wears Fake Bra
No. 3: Sinungaling Mong Suso
No. 2: The Pursuit of Cup-E-ness
And the No. 1 movie remake about the president and her breasts…
The Year of Leaking Dangerously
gusto ko kasi yung president sa Iran kasi di nagpapadikta sa america kaya siya ang ginawa ko’ng gravatar….
Allot of these ills we are experiencing are started by spanish and americans…..
Kung di sinakop ng kastila at amerikano ang pilipinas ally tayo ngayon ng iran at pakistan…..so much for regrets.
No thanks to traitors and wannabe foreigners…..
gusto ko kasi yung president sa Iran kasi di nagpapadikta sa america kaya siya ang ginawa ko’ng gravatar.
Allot of these ills we are experiencing are started by spanish and americans….
Kung di sinakop ng kastila at amerikano ang pilipinas ally tayo ngayon ng iran at pakistan…so much for regrets.
No thanks to traitors and wannabe foreigners….
Puwede bang mag-sadyest?
Tutal kahit saan tayo bumaling eh pagpaparetoke ng suso ni gloria ang paksa, puwede bang gawing “The Beauty of the Breast” ‘yung taytol sa itaas?
Naalala ko tuloy na madalas akong bumili sa KFC at umorder ng 2 legs & 2 Breasts meal. Tuwing punta at order ko nagtataka ang empleyada kung bakit ganoon at ganoon na lang ang order ko. Eh makulit…ibinulong ko na lang sa kanya kasi maganda ang legs niya at suso.
Dalawang leak ang iniimbestigahan ng NBI…leak sa implant ni Pandak at leak of information.
Naliligayahan na naman na makipagdebate si Cocoy sa kabila, pampawala ng stress. hehehe!
Great post!
Manay Chi
Pag napanood ito ni PareCoy, mawawala ang uhaw nya at tiyak talsik ang stress. Talo nito ang Beauty & the Breast:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcVllWpwGs
Ohhh…I love the Evian roller babies, gusto ko na pisilin ng pagmamahal ang mga pisngi.
Thanks, Joe. I’m watching tribute to Micheal Jackson now at Fox….
MJ’s body is now in front of the stage….naiiyak ako, kasi fave ko MJ. I saw him perform in person once, he’s exceptional….
The Beauty of the Breasts, hehehe. Sa Dibdib ni Nanay in Filipino. Malusog na malusog, ang alin? Hehe. Ang kalagayan ni Nanay president.
And with the bombings going on to some parts of the country particularly in Mindanao, some paranoid minds are having fear again of Martial Law. Ngayon pa at mas malakas pa sa kalabaw ang presidente? Hehehehe
Tita Chi anong masasabi ninyo ngayon sa itsura ni Brook Shields, ang laki ng pagkakaiba doon s blue lagoon . Nakaka-touch naman ang kanyang mga sinabi tungkol kay MJ.
Halimbawa ay si pangulong glueria naman ang mawala, and given the chance to say something about her, ano kaya naman ang mga masasabi ng mga tao na magagandang bagay tungkol sa kanya?
Mer,
Ang itsura ngayon ni Brook Shields ay patunay na walang magagawa sa process of physical aging, walang Benjamin Button..hehehe.
Kay Gloria pag namatay, basta ako magsiselebreyt.
Kapag mamatay si Pandak, kakausapin ko ang embalsamador na tanggalin ang nunal niya.
Kapag namatay si Gloria dapat ilagay sa asido ang katawan niya para walang remains.
Eh kung maging abo, mahahalo ang kanyang nunal na kulay itim…di natin alam kung pati nunal ay masusunog.
Pag nagkataon, ito ang nakasulat sa nitso ni Pandak “Ang Dakilang Nunal”.
Kapag nawala siya sa mundo, maraming magsasabi nito ang buhay ay weather-weather lamang, hehehe.
At ano nga ba ang mga magagandang bagay na nagawa niya sa buhay? Iyan ang babaonin niya sa hukay.
Maari ding ipabaon sa kanya ang Hello Garci, ZTE Broadband Scandal, JocJoc Fertilizer Scam, legitimacy issue of her position, etc.
marami namang nagawa si lola dodolittle, ah!
‘andami niyang sobreng naipamudmod sa kanyang mga aso. meron pa ngang para sa mga obispo.
sa kanyang pagpupumilit na manirahan sa palasyo, ‘andami na niyang nilokong tao. para siyang may pagawaan ng salapi sa pagtatapon sa kanyang walang patumanggang paglilimayon kung saan halos nalibot na niya ang buong mundo. kulang na nga lamang ay sa antartica siya pumunta at magkipag-diplomatic ties sa mga penguins at snow bears doon.
basta napakarami na niyang ginawa para sa bayan……..puro kapalpakan!
Halimbawa ay si pangulong glueria naman ang mawala, and given the chance to say something about her, ano kaya naman ang mga masasabi ng mga tao na magagandang bagay tungkol sa kanya? – Mer Pints
ang tanging magandang masasabi ng mga tao kapag namatay (‘yung totoo, ha? hindi peke) si lola dodolittle ay “sa wakas, naibsan din ang aming pasanin, pero bakit ngayon lang? ikaw lang ba? kailan susunod na mamamatay ang iyong baboy na asawa? ang iyong anak na kabayo? ‘yung isang anak mong gago? ang bayaw mong hikain at hipag mong isa ring manloloko?”
Mr. Habib,
Sir I am very happy about your comment which make me laughing very very hard.
I agree to you. What has that epoxy woman did for the goodness of this nation. Aba, it is plenty. She making people angry always, division the country and the people, make the congress people happy with their bags full of kuarta bonanza, go to travel around the world all the time, call investors without investments, send many of our skilled workers to abroad because there are no work in the country. Naku, many many we can say about her life but no more because it is my high blood which is rising again, better if it is my bird sana because my wife is bagong paligo.
Miss Mer,
For example if the president will die what will we say to her like that of Michael Jackson?
In fairness to her I will say: Here lying before you is the person they call before the president. At least she did her very best to serve the Republic, but her best is not good enough. She said there is economic progress during her terms of offices, yes there is the progress of those politicians to supporter and protection the office she sitting down. They try to remove her but she is very sticky to the position that she occupation. No one is like her sitting down pretty in the government, she is the record holder of all the issues and scandalization they connectivity of in regards to graft and corruption sometime ago. Well that’s all to say and very thank you now the people because it is no more you of her na, isn’t it.
I want Gloria’s body to be dipped in acid para wala na siyang katawan….
After Gloria dissapears
We should change our education system,we should make it more functional and practical rather than too theoretic,nakakabagot kasi eh.
I wish na ang olongapo ang premier top city sa luzon other than manila…..
We should not give up on fighting it is just the beginning it is not the end we should prove that we can do it and we can go through these trials…..
Masyadong dibdiban na ang usapan. Kaya naman itong Professional Heckler, mayroong bago:
GMA’s Boob Job
Malacañang said the breast augmentation procedure done on President Arroyo 20 years ago was “a medical necessity.” Doing it was healthy… for her marriage
GMA’s Boob Job II
Latest reports say the National Bureau of Investigation is discreetly conducting a probe to identify the source of the leaked information on President Arroyo’s medical records at the Asian Hospital. Once identified, he or she will be offered to write a column for The Philippine Star.
Ito ang pinaka-kwela from Professional Heckler:
Cerge Remonde was not supposed to confirm reports that President Arroyo’s got fake breasts… until former press secretary Ignacio Bunye organized his own press con and in an attempt to defend his former boss, he told the press, “There are two sets of breasts. One was real, the other was fake.”
The question is: What is NOT FAKE?
Peke itong suso mo ah ?
http://f1115.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f285265%5fANMPw0MAASfeSlWcugirvk9CvIQ&pid=2&fid=Inbox&inline=1&stationery=1
Maganda itong ibinahaging You Tube video clip ni mang Joe; Gloria Arroyo:What is “Not Fake”?
Magandang katanungan. Ano nga ba ang hindi peke sa pangulo?
Magmula nang pumutok ang isyu tungkol sa pagpapa-confine ng presidente sa Asian Hospital, parang apoy na kumalat ang usap-usapan tungkol sa estado ng kanyang kalusugan. Physically fit daw siya and in good health ang sabi ng kanyang mga doktor. Mabuti naman. Bilang isa ring taong katulad natin lahat naman siguro ay naghahangad na kanyang kagalingan sa ano mang karamdaman. Of course marami din diyan ang nananalangin pa nga na… huwag na lang nating banggitin.
Sana sa pagpapalang ito sa kanya ng Diyos ay magisip-isip na siya na huwag nang palalain pa ang mga gusot sa bansa natin. Itigil na ang Con Ass at huwag na siyang tatakbo pa sa ano mang posisyon pagkatapos ng kanyang termino sa 2010.
Namasyal sa aking Klinika si Colegiala, akala ko magpapadagdag siya ng muscle sa braso, iyon pala ay magtatanong lang po. May katanungan siyang iniwan tungkol sa pagpapalaki ng dibdib ng isang babae. Kanino daw po ba iyon, sa kanya o para sa kapakanan ng asawa. Muli akong napaisip. Bakit sa kapakanan ng asawa napunta ang usapan? If I get her right para bang sinasabi niya na kapag hindi na attracted si Mr. sa iyong dibdib ay magpa-upgrade ka nang manumbalik ang kanyang pagkahumaling sa iyo. Dito po ako napapailing, kasi kapag tumatanda na ang isang lalaki ang tendency ay bababa ang kanyang sex drive for physiological or psychological reasons. Does this apply ba raw sa taong tinutukoy natin at ang kanyang mister?
Mr. Haydeenkoi, please anwswer the question of Collegegirl if you have the knowledge to answer the question and answer portion. Hahahaha!
Nawa’y sumainyo pong lahat ang pagpapala sa atin ng Panginoong Diyos.
Si Cocoy nag-overtime ng kanyang lecture presentation sa Ellenville.Swak na Swak ang presentation niya,marami akong napulot ng hindi ko nakuha sa Political Science at Military doctrine.
Doon sa kabila nagbababad si Cocks. Eh bakit hindi man lang pumapasyal dito? Siguro kumare na niya si Haponesa.
‘BOOB JOB’ ni Gloria pasok din sa Erap joke
(By: JB Salarzon, ABANTE)
Maging kay dating Pangulong Joseph Estrada ay hindi nakalampas ang kontrobersyal na ‘boob job’ ni Pangulong Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo. Ngunit ang kanyang komento ay idinaan nito lahat sa biro na naging popular sa tawag na ‘Erap joke’.
Sa kanyang pagharap sa mga miyembro ng Manila Medical Society kamakalawa, bagama’t dinaan na lamang sa biro ang kanyang pagpuna, sinabi ng dating pangulo na sa dinami-dami ng mga dapat na imbestigahan ng NBI ay kung bakit pati ang “boob job” ng Pangulo ay kanilang pinagdidiskitahan.
Una nang sinabi ng NBI na gusto nilang malaman kung sino sa mga tauhan ng Asian Hospital and Medical Center sa Muntilupa City ang nag-leak sa media hinggil sa ginawang ‘procedure’ kay Arroyo.
“’Wag n’yo naman dibdibin ang kasong ito. When there are so many cases of killings, ambushes, bombings and other heinous crimes that need to be investigated. I hope that no doctor in this assembly tonight is under investigation by the NBI for being talkative and revealing the truth about the very important patient,” ani Estrada.
“Sabagay hindi naman ako kasi pious living. Alam n’yo ba ang ibig sabihin ng pious living? Ibig sabihin noon, ‘paayos nang paayos’. If you are among those saying that I was the one who talked about implants, I hope you do not get quarantined for life,” dagdag nito.
Doc.bobonyo,
Your honor I hope you are not being investigation by the NBI for leaking sensitive patient medical recordings. I am confident you are not because all you can do is to make tuli tuli the supot people in our community. To enlarge the breast of a woman to become big as in papaya is not your business deal right?
However Mr. Surgeon General (with promotion in rank pa) you position here a question from a blogger name colegiala also a nursing woman, for whom is the enlarged breast of a lady for example the president, for herself or for her husband? Very simple Mr. Surgeon of the local community, of course for the public to appreciate and secondary the husband for excitement. When erection is not possible because of aging circumstances, then there must be a beautiful presentation for the attraction of the eyeball to be converted into erection if there is erectile dysfunction like the problem of our host Cocoy upon hospitalization in conjunction with his operated instrumentation.
You get the point Mr. Surgeon? I repeat the breasts of a woman is very big attraction especially if it is big and round like an apple. But like a fruit it has also a disadvantage if it becomes saging. Here you need again cosmetological operation for correctiveness. Thanks so much.
Mr. Haydenkoi,
Baka naman puwedeng ipatawas na lamang sa albularyo. paano naman ang kapitbahay naming labinlima na ang anak na ang asawa ay nagtatarbaho lamang sa konstraksiyon?
Lumapit kasi sa akin ‘yung lalake at nagtanong kung kilala ko daw si Dok Bobons at kung magkano daw ba sumingil kung ipapaayos nila ng sabay ‘yung dodo ng asawa niya dahil para na daw lambi ng pabo at ‘yung kanya daw ay parang saging na lang na nilamutak sapagkat tumigas man at ayaw na raw umangat at kapag hinawakan ay parang lugaw.
Baka puwedeng pautangin mo dahil ‘yung suweldo ko ay kulang pang pambili ng gatas na apo ko. O, baka meron kang kilalang albularyo, paorasyunan na lang kung puwede.
Kuya M, di ba sabi mo puwedi ring ipabulkanays? Di ba si lolo Haydeen ay mahilig mang-ihip ng mga lobo at saka aibeds? Ay, tatayong parang watermelon ang lumalaylay ng dibdib ng isang mader deer kapag nahipan na niya. May lalakas pa ba sa hanging ibinubuga ni lolo?
Kay dok bobonyo naman, naku baka plastic lang na may lamang tubig ang irerekomenda niya na isusuksok lang sa bra para magmukha naman tayong papaya ang hanging mamador ni mama, hehehe.
Joke only, I lab you guys.
Medyo pabagsak na ang Belo Medical. May isang babae ang nakaratay sa hospital dahil sa kapalpakan na ginawa sa kanyang puwet. Ayon, di makatae.